Remember, 911 is only for emergencies . . . as in real ones, not bathroom emergencies.
Some guy near Toronto recently called 911 . . . because he was sitting in traffic and really needed to pee.
He asked for an ambulance first. Then he said he needed a cop, because the cars in front of him weren’t moving, and he desperately needed to go.
The 911 operator wasn’t having it. He basically told the guy to stop being dumb, and the whole call lasted 38 seconds.
It’s not clear if they charged him with a crime, but they released the audio to remind people not to misuse 911.