A Man Accidentally Stabbed Himself While Driving Home with Tacos

Remember the woman who was awarded millions after burning herself on coffee after hitting up a McDonald’s drive-thru?  Well Taco Bell won’t have to worry about this

being their fault . . . probably.

A 39-year-old man in Omaha, Nebraska went to a Taco Bell drive-thru a couple weeks ago.  It was two in the morning . . . and he had a lot going on.

In addition to driving, he was eating . . . talking to a friend on the phone . . . and he was also admiring a knife that someone had given him.  It’s unclear if it was the same friend as the one on the phone. At some point, his vehicle hit a large pothole or a bump in the road, and the jolt “made him accidentally stab his right thigh with the knife” . . . leaving him with a deep puncture wound that was larger than an inch across. The man drove himself to the emergency room, but his condition is unknown.