Cartwheels are not the ninja move this guy thinks they are. The cops in Orlando, Florida got a call last week about a 40-year-old guy named Gianfranco Fernandez who was in the road blocking traffic . . . by doing cartwheels. When the cops came, they tried to arrest him, but he managed to slip out of their hands. And then . . . he tried to CARTWHEEL away from them. Unfortunately for him, cartwheels aren’t actually a good escape move, and the cops easily detained him again and arrested him. He’s been charged with resisting arrest and battery on a law enforcement officer.