There’s a New Video Game Where You Can Kill Spiders with Fire…And Ninja Throwing Stars

You can be the most gentle, peace-loving animal activist on Earth . . . but when you see a spider in your house, you immediately become Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Commando”.

You will grab the biggest, most insane weapon you can find and hunt that eight-legged freak down until one of you is dead.  And if your house burns down in the process, so be it. Well, there’s a video game coming to Steam on Thursday that’s for all of us.  It’s called “Kill It With Fire”.  The premise is simple:  There are spiders in your house, and you have to WASTE them. And yes, you CAN use fire.  But that’s not all.  You can also go after them with a video game controller, dynamite, a variety of firearms, and even ninja throwing stars.  And yeah, you pretty much wreck your house, but who cares???