I’m not sure how this guy wound up running around naked, but he did what most of us would probably do in that situation.The cops in Limestone County, Alabama got a call around 3:00 A.M. on Tuesday about a NAKED MAN breaking into a car. The naked man turned out to be a 33-year-old guy named Joseph Douglas, and the reason he broke into the car was . . . he wanted to get some CLOTHES inside. Then he tried to break into a house, but couldn’t do it. When the cops got there, they found Joseph walking down the street . . . wearing the stolen clothes. He was arrested for attempted burglary, unlawful breaking and entering of a vehicle, and public lewdness.
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