A Guy with the Last Name “Crook” Is Busted for Stealing Things Twice in One Day

This guy just fulfilled his lifelong destiny.  Unfortunately it’s kind of a disappointing destiny. There’s a 37-year-old guy from Jersey City, New Jersey named Lawrence Crook.  And earlier this month . . . he finally lived up to being named “Crook.” He was arrested when someone spotted him stealing a small dumpster and some bags of stuff from a condo complex. He was charged with larceny and posted a $300 bond to get out of jail. Then, less than an hour later . . . he was arrested for breaking into the fire department headquarters and going through a fireman’s stuff.